Warning: The attached note contains offensive language. To view the note, click this link or the thumbnail image to enlarge.
On Friday morning, a load of human feces was found by workers on scaffolding around the North End home of Jennifer McGivern. The “deposit” was on top of a pile of wood, on a saw horse, about 5 feet in the air. Needless to say, they all though the world was going to sh$t.
The following day, the attached apology note was found with all the glorious details of a drunken escapade. The note came complete with a $50 Dunkin’ Donuts gift card.
Some favorite comments from the Facebook crowd:
Too late to adjust the blueprints to appropriately relocate the bathroom?
Shame on the shitter, but kudos for the apology!
‘brown’-ie points for honesty!??
How did he clean himself?
He used his sock. Which he left behind also.
This shit happens on the North End.
It’s impressive that this friend remembered the next day and wrote this note.
If you can find out who it was and where they live, we will be in Boston for a week or two this summer. I would be more than happy to pay their home a visit in the night while they are at the bars and break in and empty myself in their home. I’ll even bring a sandwich so I can “reload”.
This kid works in advertising. If not, he has a calling as a creative writer. You should frame this for your newly renovated digs – maybe in the bathroom? You just can’t make this stuff up.
If he pushed his friend off the building for doing it … I’d be more impressed with him. But that’s just me. ; )
The honesty is inexhaustibly fantastic!! Bhahahaha